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amycooper ([personal profile] amycooper) wrote in [community profile] mcsheppers2019-03-27 03:19 pm

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 *Rodney takes John to a science conference*

Random Scientist: So Dr. McKay, who's this?

Rodney: This is Lt. Colonel John Sheppard of the US Air Force.  But don't let the military background fool you.  He's a talented mathematician.  We collaborate on a number of things.

Random Scientist: Oh?  Like what?

John: Sex mostly.  *awkward pause* Also I cook breakfast while he makes the morning coffee.