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[amycooper]

 *Rodney takes John to a science conference*

Random Scientist: So Dr. McKay, who's this?

Rodney: This is Lt. Colonel John Sheppard of the US Air Force.  But don't let the military background fool you.  He's a talented mathematician.  We collaborate on a number of things.

Random Scientist: Oh?  Like what?

John: Sex mostly.  *awkward pause* Also I cook breakfast while he makes the morning coffee.

Comments

[squidgiepdx]

YES!!!!

[em_kellesvig]

New headcanon accepted!!!

[otherearths_outthere]

YES! 💙

[popkin16]

I just finished watching some Parks and Recs, so my first thought was Rodney chiming in, "AND HE DROVE ME HERE".

But also imagine John chiming in during discussions of higher mathematics and shocking the scientists :D

[amycooper]

Absolutely. And the thing is, after the above, they're all writing off John as Rodney's boytoy and totally do not expect it when, after a presentation John raises his hand and notices that the math just doesn't add up. And he's 100% correct.

[popkin16]

Yesssssssss. Everyone is stunned! Rodney is smug - smart AND hot.

[antares_dw]

Yep, it happened exactly like that. *g*