Rodney reappears (finally!) and he's like, "Chop chop, I've checked the ascended attribute off your list, lets have sex now."
John's like, "What the hell are you talking about? When did you get back? Stop taking your pants off!"
"But - I ascended."
"Yeah, so?"
"So...now we have sex?
"Are you telling me," John says slowly, "that you ascended so I'd sleep with you?"
Rodney throws up his hands. "NOW you're getting it. I didn't go through all that effort for no reward. Take your pants off!"
John's torn between taking his pants off - because sex! Sex with Rodney! And the sneaky feeling that if he does so, it'll just reinforce Rodney's erroneous conclusions. That could come back and bite him in the ass...
(Of course by then Rodney is naked and stretched out on the bed, and John was trained to resist only certain KINDS of torture...)
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Date: 2019-03-01 04:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-01 05:03 am (UTC)John's like, "What the hell are you talking about? When did you get back? Stop taking your pants off!"
"But - I ascended."
"Yeah, so?"
"So...now we have sex?
"Are you telling me," John says slowly, "that you ascended so I'd sleep with you?"
Rodney throws up his hands. "NOW you're getting it. I didn't go through all that effort for no reward. Take your pants off!"
John's torn between taking his pants off - because sex! Sex with Rodney! And the sneaky feeling that if he does so, it'll just reinforce Rodney's erroneous conclusions. That could come back and bite him in the ass...
(Of course by then Rodney is naked and stretched out on the bed, and John was trained to resist only certain KINDS of torture...)
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Date: 2019-03-01 06:46 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-01 07:08 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-01 10:41 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-01 11:08 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2019-03-01 11:21 pm (UTC)John was trained to resist only certain KINDS of torture...Ha ha snerk
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Date: 2019-03-01 11:23 pm (UTC)