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Mar. 14th, 2019 12:10 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)

That awkward silence that fills the jumper after everyone watches John and Rodney have sex to complete a trade agreement.
Word Count: 1518
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Stargate Atlantis
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Rodney McKay/John Sheppard
Characters: Rodney McKay, Radek Zelenka, John Sheppard
Additional Tags: Fluff and Smut, Makeup Sex
Summary: Rodney’s pretty sure that John just broke up with him. Spoiler alert: he didn’t.
@ ao3
I had this idea earlier today where Atlantis keeps cockblocking Rodney because John’s in love with him.
About to sleep with Katie? A malfunction in the fire detection system and the room is filled with fire suppressant foam. Trying to have a one night stand with a male marine? Large portions of Atlantis are losing power, and Rodney gets emergency calls. About to hook up with Keller? Abrupt, plunging temperatures that can only be the work of a glitch in the system.
Of course, when Rodney and John finally get together, everything goes smooth.